new low.... made out with someone while peeing
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Help. Why am I so naked?
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