I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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