Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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