i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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