And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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