You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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