Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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