didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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