We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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