If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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