Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
