and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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