Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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