Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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