Bisexual people are plain selfish.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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