is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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