did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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