Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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