okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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