I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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