I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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