That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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