they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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