I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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