Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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