I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i drank out of a bidet.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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