nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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