i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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