If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
