Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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