everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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