I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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