do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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