addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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