I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
whose parrot is this?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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