so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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