Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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