Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
