Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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