I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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