i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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