Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
