is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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