Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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