I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We don't watch enough power rangers
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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