there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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