singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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