Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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