you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
