Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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