love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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