Only a mothe r could love this liver
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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