U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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