god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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