i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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